Sunday, March 16, 2014

Simple questions

Norah and I decided to go get pedicures together today. It sounded like a harmless way to take our minds off things and get out of the house for a few minutes. 

Shortly after I sat down in the chair, though, the nail tech asked a question I've heard a thousand times before, one I usually answer without even giving it a second thought. 

"How many children do you have?"

I froze. I stared at her, open-mouthed, for what felt like an eternity. I realized that I had no idea how to answer that. 

After stammering for a moment, I settled on the easy answer.

"Four."

It's a lie. It tastes bitter on my lips. It hangs heavy in the air like a bad smell. It makes me sick. 

I don't have four children. I have five children. Five.

She probably thinks I'm crazy now. Who doesn't know how many children they have?

Me apparently.

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